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11.06.2025 01:50

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance