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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

What are the core beliefs of liberalism and conservatism? Can you provide a list of defining characteristics for each side?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Loons and Moons

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

How can a native English speaker say "it was nice talking to you" in French without using that exact phrase?

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